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Liebe BILD-Redaktion,


ich könnte es mir natürlich leicht machen und Euch im Gegenzug fragen, ob ich Euch “Arschlöcher” nennen darf? Aber ich will mir mal die Mühe machen und Euch erklären, was an Eurer Schlagzeile falsch und schlecht ist: 
“Mongo” ist ein beleidigendes Schimpfwort, mit dem keiner belegt werden möchte: Weder Menschen mit Down-Symptom noch andere Menschen! Warum also eine Pseudo-Frage, die doch nichts anderes tut, als an den abwertenden und diskriminierenden Begriff “Mongolismus” anzuknüpfen? Warum für ein diskriminierendes Schimpfwort indirekt Reklame machen? Warum den sprachlichen und inhaltlichen Zusammenhang in den Köpfen der Leser verfestigen (neudeutsch “Framing”)?


Und kommt mir nicht damit, dass Ihr am Tag des Down-Syndroms “aufklären” wolltet. Mit tabubrechenden Überschriften Klicks machen, das war Eure Absicht. Mit Aufklärung hat das Ganze nichts zu tun.


In der Logik von “BILD fragt Fragen, die sich keiner zu stellen traut” müsste es dann nämlich so weitergehen: “Herr Farbiger, darf man Sie Nigger nennen? Herr Rollstuhlfahrer, darf man Sie Krüppel nennen? Herr Isreali, darf man Sie Drecksjude nennen?”


Dass das keine gute Idee ist, merkt Ihr selbst, oder? Derartige “Fragen” werden nämlich aus gutem Grund nicht gestellt (hat was mit Kinderstube, Herzensbildung und Anstand zu tun) und nicht, weil “sich sonst keiner traut”, wie Ihr vorgebt.


Viele Grüße 

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The Six Types of Middle-Earth Names

lotrfansaredorcs:

1. Characters whose Names are Secretly Insults: 

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Samwise: means “Half-wise” or “Half-wit.” He is Stupid Gamgee

Faramir: Boromir’s name means “steadfast jewel”, but Faramir’s name just means “sufficient jewel.”

Sufficient.

Denethor took one look at baby Faramir and thought “eh I guess he exists or whatever” which is very in character

 2. Characters who Have Way Too Many Names

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Examples include Aragorn son of Arathorn son of Arador heir of Isildur Elendil’s son, descendant of Numenor,  Thorongill,  Eagle of the Star,  Dúnadan, Strider,  Wingfoot, Longshanks, Elessar, Edhelharn, Elfstone, Estel, Hope, The Chieftain of the Dúnedain, King of the West, High King of Gondor and Arnor, and Envinyatar the Renewer of the House of Telcontar

Wait I’m sorry did I say “examples” plural

Cuz that was all one guy

3. Characters whose parents must’ve been prophets

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-Frodo means “wise by experience.” His story is about becoming wise by experience
-A lady named Elwing turns into a bird (geddit)

4. Characters whose families were so lazy that they copy-pasted the same first half of a name onto multiple people

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Théoden/Théodred 
Aragorn/Arathorn/Arador 
Éomer/ Éomund/Éowyn/Éorl
Elladan/Elrohir/Elrond/Elros/Elwing/Elenwë/Elendil/Eldarion (the laziest family) 

5.Characters whose Names are Expertly Designed so that Newbies can’t Remember Who is Who and Feel Sad

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All the people mentioned in number 4
Celeborn, Celegorm, Celebrimbor, Celebrian
All the rhyming dwarf names in the Hobbit
Sauron and Saruman
Arwen and Éowyn

6. Name so nice, you say it twice

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Legoas Greenleaf: Legolas’s first name means “Greenleaf” in elvish. Legolas is Greenleaf Greenleaf (thranduil really likes green leaves ok)

King Théoden’s name means King in Rohirric. Tolkien decided to name his name his king “King.” All hail King King



 this is what the fanbase means when we say tolkien was a creative genius with language

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therealjacksepticeye:

jumpingjacktrash:

hedgehodgemonster:

toodutchforyou:

i don’t get it omg




who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

This is the best hahaha

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phans-secret-blog:

rudolphsb9:

bob-artist:

i-need-mayo:

haydenkdy:

otherbully1:

brainstatic:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

We’re used to mini wheats…

I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

@dreddzeppelin

Plain shredded wheat is my life.  I just finished a box and got a new box today.  Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;

Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:

I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”

so like weetbix?

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