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illogical-bullshit:

ficklesunfries:

darkampharos:

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

I might be crying.

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Schluss mit Glyphosat, Herr Juncker!



Immer wieder haben sie gesagt, dass sie es nicht tun werden. Weil es undemokratisch ist und weil sie genau wissen: Wenn sie das tun, dann verlieren noch mehr Menschen das Vertrauen in Brüssel.

Doch plötzlich denkt die EU-Kommission laut darüber nach, Glyphosat entgegen aller Ankündigungen im Alleingang zu genehmigen. Denn jetzt nähert sich die letzte Frist: Am 15. Dezember läuft die Zulassung von Glyphosat aus.  

Schon sechsmal konnten sich die Mitgliedsstaaten der EU nicht über eine Wiederzulassung einigen. Gibt es auch im Vermittlungsausschuss am 27. November keine Übereinkunft, hat die Kommission das letzte Wort. Der Druck der Chemie-Lobby ist deshalb enorm. Monsanto droht bereits mit einer milliardenschweren Klage, falls sein Bestseller die Zulassung verlieren sollte.

Gegen die Macht der Konzerne stehen wir: Die Mehrheit der Menschen in Europa will das Aus für Glyphosat. Das zeigen Umfrageerbnisse ebenso wie die Europäische Bürgerinitiative „Stop Glyphosat“ mit mehr als 1,3 Millionen Unterschriften. Auch das Europäische Parlament und große EU-Staaten wie Frankreich fordern einen Ausstiegsplan für Glyphosat.

Unsere Augen richten sich jetzt auf Kommissionspräsident Jean-Claude Juncker. Er muss sich entscheiden, auf welcher Seite er steht. Lässt die Kommission Glyphosat trotz aller Skandale und der breiten Proteste zu? Oder stellt sie sich endlich der Chemie-Lobby entgegen?

Das liegt auch an uns: Sorgen wir dafür, dass unsere Stimmen lauter sind, als die von Monsanto und Co.!

Beteiligen Sie sich jetzt an unserer Eil-Aktion und schreiben Sie Kommissionspräsident Jean-Claude Juncker.

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Aubrey <3
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lesbianrey:

me when i complete an everyday task that my depression usually prevents me from doing

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shantpat:

meatyogre:

homophobic:

arvoze:

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

cursed image

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

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marvel-is-ruining-my-life:

tujima:

natural-frost:

santaclausdeadindian:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

drfitzmonster:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

marvel-is-ruining-my-life:

All-New Wolverine #21

I never thought that a scene that began with Deadpool taking his shirt off would end with something so wholesome <3

this is so ADORABLE omg

THEY ARE NOW BFF :D

pity the fool who ever inconvenience that girl

@makaiouzodiac

If memory serves, didn’t she gift him with her middle finger at some point?

She sure did! In issue #22

Friendship goals, amirite?

00:36

carrioncurses:

coolcamilleon:

okay but seriously

when i want a hug what i really want is a Ghibli hug.

because i mean-

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Ghibli

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Hugs

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Look

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Like

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The 

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Greatest

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Hugs

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in the WORld

aww look at Shizuku and Amasawa being adorable

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engineer–cat:

lumoblaze:

jonkakes:

bigcoolscorner:

merauderdon:

givemeinternet:

As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

No thank you.

The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

This is way cooler to look at than it should be

Science side of Tumblr would like to add:

Heat is generally transmitted in 3 forms: conduction, convection, radiation.

The fact that the telephone poles and wires are boiling away well before the shockwave hits them indicates that the heat from the explosion has not reached them by convection (much slower than the speed of sound) or by conduction (at best, comparable to the speed of sound), but purely by radiation. In other words: the explosion is bright enough to boil everything.

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pyramidslayer:

i-gwarth:

arielmh:

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
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And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

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10:17

Hitler hat keinen eigenen Feiertag bekommen...

Guten Morgen!
Heute ist Reformationstag und fast alle haben frei. 
Wir feiern heute Martin Luther, der dafür sorgte, dass der Ablasshandel, also das freikaufen von Sünden gegen Geldzahlung an die Kirche, 1562 abgeschafft wurde. Das ist auch gut, hätte er das nicht getan, wäre es wohl bis heute eine gängige Praxis (hust…). 
Auch hat er dafür gesorgt, dass sich eine Religion in mehrere Religionen aufgesplittet hat.
Guter Mann!
Diesen Mann feiern wir also heute und unsere geliebte Regierung hat uns dafür heute erlaubt, der Arbeit fern zu bleiben. 
Ansonsten ist dieser Tag nur in den 5 etwas weiter östlich gelegenen Bundesländern ein gesetzlicher Feiertag. 
Es wird also ein Mann gefeiert, der mit seinen Ansichten im Grunde das große Vorbild für Adolf Hitler war.
Sehen wir uns einige seiner Ansichten mal an:

-Er glaubte an Hexen und unterstützte die Ermordung von Frauen, die den Menschen dieser Zeit nicht ganz geheuer waren, oder die man aus verschiedenen Gründen aus dem Weg haben wollte.

-Menschen mit Behinderungen bezeichnete er als „Teufelsgeschöpfe“ weil ja der Teufel in ihnen steckte…

-was man heute unter Ausländerfeindlichkeit kennt, war für ihn damals der Hass auf Türken, dem er drei Schriften widmete.

-seit 1933 und besonders im Jahr der Reichspogrome, 1938, bezogen sich die Nazis unter anderem auf seine Hetze gegen Juden, die sehr ausgeprägt war. 
Er war der wohl größte Antisemit nach Hitler.

Dieser Mann wird heute gefeiert. Nach diesem Mann wird ein Feiertag benannt.
Wir wünschen einen fröhlichen Kirchgang!
10:56

workfornow:

thecringeandwincefactory:

lesbianshepard:

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.

Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. It’s got a LOT of objects it’s way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.

Some examples:

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Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the “dirty pots” category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, these’re accessioned objects in the museum’s collection - better get down to bidness. 

I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. I’d be like, 

A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say “like he’s hella-constipated”). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figure’s head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.

Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it. 

I visited the museum’s online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase

Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. It’s all gonna be ok, I swear.

This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, “talk to me about your work.”

Plus it’s hilarious.

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peter-pantomime:

comparativelysuperlative:

prokopetz:

thesparkofrevolution:

blacktyranitar:

thesparkofrevolution:

jakovu:

dama3:

tastefullyoffensive:

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

old school hate mail

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead.
The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

  • He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.
  • The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

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Okay, but imagine from the other guy’s point of view. You send angry letters about how Ea-nasir shipped you half a ton of subpar copper, and then 3800 years later—

History: you are without a doubt the worst business man ive ever heard of

Ea-nasir:

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icantdrawgood:

iesika:

This is just a reminder that when Sir Terry Pratchett was knighted, he dug up his own iron ore, learned to smelt, smelted it, added meteorite iron, learned to forge, and forged himself a starmetal sword. As you do.

And then he put it away somewhere safe so he wouldn’t violate any UK knife laws.

If I ever run a post-apocalyptic campaign, Sir Terry Pratchett’s Starmetal Sword will definitely be a legendary item for players to retrieve.

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